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Give a man a fish and you feed him for a day;
teach him to use the Net and he won't bother you for weeks

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Memorable Phrases

Star Trek - Never Used Scenes

12 Days of Christmas For Politically Correct

12 Days After Christmas

Vulcan hand-sign origins

Douglas (Hitchhiker's Guide) Adams on Windows '95

Alien Detector & Survival Guide

TechDictionary- emoticons, chat terms, etc

HEAR Rush Limbaugh "The Most Dangerous Man In America"

Pet Scriptures

un-Scientific Study BX1-4

Famous Viruses

The first chain letter I've received that is worth forwarding

HEAR Green Eggs and Ham...

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Help Humanity

Dark is Faster Than Light!

SPAM Haikus

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Mother's letter to her son...

If Operating Systems Ran Airlines

If IBM built toasters...

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Ten Commandments for C Programmers

Courtroom Bloopers

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