A mother's letter to her son...

Dear son,

Just a few lines to let you know that I'm still alive. I'm writing this letter slowly because I know that you cannot read fast. You won't know the house when you come home... we've moved.

There was a new washing machine in the new house, but it isn't working too good. I put 5 shirts into it, pulled the chain, and I haven't seen the shirts since.

Your sister Mary had a baby this morning. I haven't heard whether its a boy or girl, so I don't know if you're an aunt or an uncle.

I went to the doctor on Thursday, your father went with me. The doctor put a small tube into my mouth and told me not to open it for ten minutes. Your father offered to buy it from him.

It only rained twice last week. First for three days and then for four days.

Your loving mother.

P.S. I was going to send you some money but I already sealed the envelope.



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